I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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