he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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