Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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