filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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