Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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