I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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