everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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