I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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