accomplished twins. life is a go
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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