Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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