Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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