she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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