is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I am mentally ready for anal.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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