Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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