My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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