tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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