Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Damn victory sex feels great
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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