For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
