My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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