Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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