Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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