put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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