I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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