fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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