i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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