It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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