I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Randomize
