I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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