I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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