so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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