So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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