My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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