1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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