No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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