so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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