Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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