It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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