Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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