playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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