Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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