do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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