ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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