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Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just high enough for therapy.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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