Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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