Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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