drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
True college students do jello shots in the library
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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