remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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