i would punch a child for taco bell
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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