so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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