why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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