Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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