i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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