You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
